Take care not to endanger yourself or others by stopping your car suddenly in a dangerous location. Do you honestly think a normal bloke can hold down a gorilla? Round 4: A desert eagle could probably punch through a gorilla skull at closer range. Although you may have heard of the more famous of the gorilla subspecies, the mountain gorilla, there are in fact two species of gorilla each with two more subspecies, living across nine countries in Central and East Africa. I once made a thread putting 5 real life peak humans (like brock lesnar, MIKE TYSON etc) WITH PREP against one gorilla and got trolled in an epic fashion. A well trained human can effortlessly defeat a gorilla. When Gorillas Attack - Gorilla Attacks Human 2017 - YouTube Coltan Mining 2.1. A person can definitely knock out a gorilla with his elbow if he shakes the gorillas brain within its head sufficiently enough. Most people kill them with just a reason to show their strength and keep there body parts as evidence that they did so. 3 If the animal is dead. :p. @god_spawn: @jashro44: Not a battle, mismatch if it's a battle, and a bait thread either way. Because of their sharp canines and great strength, gorilla males are very dangerous opponents when they are in a fighting mood. How do you know you’ve upset a gorilla? And one of my key points is focusing on the results on the destruction gorilla population. Simply put, nobody is fighting a silverback (unarmed) and winning. He barked g-r-r-r-illa! No you would not get sent flying. You are wrong. And a person isn't knocking out a gorilla with an elbow. Also let me know if youâd love to try the clear formula! A Chimp on average is about 1.3-2 times stronger than a Human. It wouldn't be able to fling you off. If the human is experienced with the gun, they could shoot the brain and instantly kill the gorilla. If the gorilla was enormous in size, the dream might represent your sexual urges and instincts, indicating you are repressing them, because of fear of being judged. Give the guy a combat knife or something along those lines and I could see it being a lot closer (I can see arguments of the guy dying, with the gorilla going shortly afterwards). Conclusion: Any good fighter can beat a gorilla without weapons. Not that it matters in the thread because gorillas >>> Chimps, but just correcting you. Debunking argument: Nope. And Gorillas are even STRONGER. @beaconofstrength: This thread gave me a good laugh, You trying this on a real gorilla would deunk it. Dreaming about being chased by a gorilla. (the comparison given is 210Lbs for a man of the same weight). I don't think I need to explain the difference, do I? Gorilla are strong animals that were always feared in the land. The average full-grown adult lion would GET lolstomped by a full grown human being 99.9% of the time. fatal injuries caused by fights, accidents or snares), infectious disease is the leading cause of death in mountain gorillas, accounting for more than 20% of mortality. Not always, as one zoo worker in the Canary Islands learned this week. And i'm a little surprised that your 5 on 1 thread got ridiculed, certainly alot more realistic than this one! It's a thing a human can accomplish. A human can't choke a gorilla to death. Please be as detailed as possible. Sorry, but professional martial artist beats gorilla 6/10 times. Neck is too thick! It wouldn't eat your face easily if you don't let it. This is part of Lifehacker’s Animal Attacks Series. The gorilla would be able to put up a fight and could injure the tiger if he was able to get a bite in, but that would be his only offense. The average punch force of karate black belt is recorded at 325 pounds. Gorilla fur won't prevent human bite from going through. But unfortunately for you I don't fight gorillas for fun, I'd only kill one with my bare hands if I absolutely had to. It's not possible to prove a negative of that manner, you would have to prove the latter. If a silverback gorilla charges toward you, what should you do? @princearagorn1: I actually refreshed the site like 4 times as I was writing it because I thought it would lol. - John 15:5b Choose one of your men. These beasts are also highly intelligent. If he's able to fight and kill me, we'll become your slaves. That means there are four types of gorillas and the mountain gorillas are just one of the four. If it looks like a gorilla and walks like a gorilla, it's a gorilla -- right? Good job debunking yourself. If you were chased by a gorilla in your dream, such a dream might signify repressed emotions and thoughts. Even if the gorilla grabs you, it may be play- ful behavior. Well, time to debunk them. what you should do the moment you’ve encountered a gorilla. 22. âWe didnât choose this life, weâre just living in it.â â Five. On average, a gorilla is anywhere between 4 to 9 times the strength of a man. A gorilla that is just tugging at clothes or grabbing at you may simply be curious. Generally, gorillas are very shy and reserved towards people. The gorilla's gestation period is about 8.5 months. But if you ever go on a jungle expedition, or you’re worried you might fall into the gorilla pit at your local zoo, it doesn’t hurt to know what to do if you’ve made a gorilla mad. Choking out a gorilla is not impressive. There are ways to beat people "much" stronger than you. I made this thread to have a discussion and so far I've debunked everyone who opposed me. That picture shows how easy it would be to put your arms around its neck when it charges at you. Me trying this on a gorilla would prove me right. Gorilla has a thicker fur than human bite possibility.. Gorilla has MUCH denser muscles compared to humans. As capable as we humans think we are, bears, snakes, wolves, sharks, and even bees can turn a fun day outside into a harsh, potentially life-threatening reality check. Yes, I know other humans pose a far greater threat to me. ... a human would effortlessly defeat a gorilla. Debunking argument: No you're not, you could move to the side and put it in a headlock, choking it to death. False argument 4: If the gorilla grabs both your arms, you're done! Good luck even getting your arms around that, let alone choking it out. Also, I'm not going to believe your story. 2. Yes I have proven that a human martial artist would effortlessly defeat a fully grown male silverback gorilla, calling me a troll won't change the fact that tI'm right. I just thought you should know.â â Klaus. But if I win and kill him, you will become our slaves and serve us.\" Goliath continued, \"This very day I dare the soldiers of Israel to send a man down to fight ag⦠@jjiijj: Well perhaps if you tagged my I might have :). Gorillas neck aren't that thick, you can choke them out. Thump your chest in return—not even as a joke. Im doing a speech on primatology and gorillas. What happens if you skip a guerrilla ops mission? Not sure a head butt would do all that much damage. Eventually it will get bored of you and move on. You can harm him by eye gouging but he'll get mad and swing his arms which can potentially do a lot of damage. Strength isn't everything in a fight. Gorillas are much, much stronger then humans, nobody is going blow for blow with a gorilla. Either bring some actual objective truth to the discussion or admit defeat. A human can beat a lion with his BEAR hands (Only if he hands bear hands lol). Scaring or aggravating the gorilla may provoke an angry response. except you cannot cite a single thing other than your own rhetoric? Unless you post a clip of you fighting a silverback with bare hands here, you're wrong. Watch a video of the Gorilla Doctors darting a sick gorilla with antibiotics: Research* has shown that mountain gorillas can die as a result of contracting infections that originated in people.Second only to trauma (e.g. The point is, you simply can't know for sure if the mysterious, burly figure you have lined up in your sights is the real beast, or a bear or someone's pet â ⦠my grandad told my father the story , he heard it while in the army abroad , i know you wont listen of even care but thats true and is what would happen to any guy. Debunking argument: False, it's 100% possible to block a gorillas blows without breaking your arms. Also, unlike humans, gorillas have small brain cavity / small skull, mostly filled with bones, so they can't be KO'd like humans easily. Debunking argument: LOL. well it doesnt matter if you dont belive it its true ,the guy was a professional boxer and a black belt at jui jutsu , ive seen a video of a deer with one eye hanging out and its still protectiong itself , a gorrila would be the same , and just to let you know that my young cousin has been so inspired by your thread that he actually wants to go out and fight a gorilla , he woont listen to me when i said your joking, and how come even professional fighters have troube beating people in a street fight and thats a PERSON , a gorilla would destroy, http://www.mtv.com/news/1865937/men-fought-apes/, and again what scientific evidence have you got. What Would Happen If Humans Suddenly Disappeared?Subscribe: https://goo.gl/GmtyPvIt could be said that humans have really done a number on the planet. False argument 1: Gorillas are way stronger than humans therefore a gorilla would beat a we'll trained human! The main threats to gorilla populations today are habitat loss/fragmentation, poaching, disease transmission from humans, and civil wars/political unrest. Simply put, they could eat your face pretty damn easily. It would just piss it off. On another occasion, "Suzette" registered a pull of 1260 Lbs while in a rage (same zoo). What to do if you hit a kangaroo, possum, wombat or koala 1 Stop in a safe place. If it hits you, you aren't instantly hitting the floor. No chance. I bet 99.9% of earth's population can't beat this guy: and this is not even a silverback gorilla. According to local Spanish reports, a veterinarian at Tenerife's Loro Parque zoo mistakenly shot a tranquilizer dart into an employee dressed in a gorilla ⦠Radical Reels: From the Inside Out (Custom edit for the Radical Reels Tour) Radical Reels: Here We ⦠Key Verse: If anyone remains joined to Me, and I to him, he will bear a lot of fruit. Rule 1 is never grappling someone who is much stronger than you. One last question - was that lion thread also made by you? Relevance. When growing Gorilla Punch, growers have found that it has an average of 56 f... View More ». To give you an idea of what that looks like, they can lift up to 1,800 pounds and effectively throw with nearly 990 pounds of force. That's also inviting it to eat your face :) Gorillas have an average PSI bite force of 1300, which is ridiculously high. If fought in the right way, a human would effortlessly defeat a gorilla. False argument 2: A gorilla has those mean teeth, it would bite you to shreds! Lol was reading that Lion thread, had me dying. Monkeys and apes give me the creeps. Also you have teeth to. This topic is locked from further discussion. Muscles aren't thick enough to prevent human from choking them out. If it does charge you, and it’s not a bluff (most are), turn away from it and lower yourself all the way to the ground. The most you could realistically do from that is blind it, and at that point it already has its arms around you. Good luck try chocking this one out: Gorilla has MUCH thicker bones. False argument 3: Gorillas blows are very powerful, you can't block them! Yes I do call it a debunk because debunking you is pretty easy. 6/10, since a charging gorilla may not be an easy target to hit, even with a ⦠If that doesnât drive you away, it will escalate its threats by propping itself on its feet, and pounding its chest at a very fast tempo. The outlook for eastern Africaâs mountain gorillas is growing brighter, as a recent census released on Dec. 16 shows that the subspeciesâ numbers ⦠not a battle....even if it were, it would be spiteful. Skill > Strength. What would happen if all the gorillas died? Do not look directly at the gorilla. 21. âVanya, of all people you should hate Dad the most.â â Luther. Now give him one-inch thick fur to soak almost all of the blunt-force damage, increase his speed by a factor of 1.5x, make his skull 1.3x bigger and his mouth 4x bigger with 1" long canines, increase his strength by 2x, make his bones harder and muscles denser and fight him. Oh no skill is not greater than strength every time, but gorillas aren't strong to the point in which human skill doesn't matter. Be submissive. 23. âYou look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. more If a silverback gorilla charges toward you, what should you do? A gorilla is in a different league in terms of strength. Yes, he can fight. 1. At that point, if you don’t take submissive action, it might charge and attack with vicious bites, strikes, scratches, and may even attempt to grab your leg and drag you away. You could strike a steal wall with open hands as hard as you could 10 times without taking a break and you wouldn't break your wrists, It can't be blocked in most cases, gorilla is faster than humans. @jjiijj: Simply saying "no, that's false" with nothing except your word to back it up isn't debunking. 1. The only real shot you have to kill a gorilla will be chocking it by putting your arm inside his mouth and forcing as much as you can, to choke him out. I am doing a vanilla commander Ironman campaign and itâs getting pretty sketchy. If a gorilla thinks it is in danger, it will make threats first—like loud grunts and hoots. Not punch. Eye gouging? A gorilla punch has not been measured yet. It's almost as if you made the thread not to have discussion, but to confirm your own delusions within yourself. Gorillas are actually stronger than bears. IF it bites you, you aren't losing half your face. Here’s what you should do the moment you’ve encountered a gorilla: Those simple behaviors tell a gorilla that you’re not a threat, and that you have no interest in challenging it. Thank you . That much is true... for human fights. The fact of the matter is, as soon as it lays a hand on you, you're being rag dolled, as soon as it hits you, you're on the floor, as soon as it gets its arms around you, you're dead, and as soon as it bites you, you've lost half of your face. Not to mention that gorillas regularly fight each other in the wild, so they're built to take blows from other gorillas. Cases filed in individual states could eventually reach the US Supreme Court, as Florida's election did in 2000, when Republican George W. Bush prevailed over Democrat Al Gore by just 537 votes in Florida after the high court halted a recount. And even so, in all likelihood if you went to block it you'd be sent flying. All the "information" you've brought up has been debunked by me. 7 Answers. When smoked, this strain can make you feel euphoria, creativity, calm, numbness, appetite gain, and pain relief. @just_banter: I wonder what would your reaction would be if you typed all that and the thread got locked at the last second before you posted, lol. Avert your gaze from any nearby gorilla and look away. But unarmed? Do not scream, hit, or otherwise antagonize the gorilla. That's risky! They’re normally very peaceful animals—more Koko and less King Kong—but a dominant silverback male has the strength of several men, and isn’t afraid to use it to defend his troop. If you love Gorilla Glue and use it around your home, Iâd love to hear what you do with it in the comments. Birth Seasons. A close election could result in litigation over voting and ballot-counting procedures in battleground states. The gorillaâs thick neck would make it harder for the tiger to get his kill shot, but nonetheless, it would be an eventual tiger victory. Habitat loss and fragmentation occurs when land is modified for agricultural purposes, logging, and land conversion for grazing domestic animals. Debunking argument: If it grabs your arms, you can head butt its nose, that would hurt the gorilla. â -- For the young boy who crawled over a barrier at the Cincinnati Zoo and fell into an enclosure with a 450-pound gorilla, it was a fateful 10 minutes that ended with the gorilla ⦠Only if you had to. Slowly crouch down and make yourself small. By the pure definition of the word, so far in this thread, you've debunked nothing. You can't do anything without me. They regularly take hits from other gorillas, an elbow isn't doing jack. No it won't eat your face if you head butt its nose, it would let you go for a while. Raise your arms and try to make yourself look bigger. And no, gorillas don't know the soft spots of how to knock each other out like humans do, they aren't that smart. 3. However, some females have swollen knuckles temporarily during pregnancy. There are about 800 of these remaining in the whole world, and 100.000 western gorillas also remain in the world, but their number are decreasing rapidly. Person would suffer massive head trauma and probably die. ... And just what do you think would happen if you were to do that anyway? 2 Approach with caution. Yeah, it doesn't matter that gorillas can bite 100x the volume humans can, in one bite. False argument 6: You can't choke a gorilla! SIDENOTE: I am not encouraging you to fight a gorilla! 2. If itâs dry youâll want to remove the excess with a chisel or sandpaper. A regular person like you or me could take a punch from Mike Tyson, the former champion said, providing we had a "willingness to die." Simply put it, any well trained martial artist can beat an unarmed gorilla and win. Tigers are bigger, stronger, and faster than a gorilla. A record form the USA of a 100Lbs chimp achieving a dead lift of 600 Lbs with ease sugests that, with training, a Male gorilla could raise 1800 Lbs. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 2. http://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/off-topic-5/a-human-can-beat-a-lion-in-a-fight-with-his-bear-h-1696061/. And in the words of Michael De Montaigne, "Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity." Also, the person who created this lion thread is the biggest troll. ), or the human fighter is armed (especially with something like a spear that can hold the gorilla ⦠You really think jamming a thumb into a gorilla's eyes would stop it from attacking you? Coltan is a metallic ore comprising niobium and tantalum. A human can penetrate the fur and into the skin. Gorillas are MUCH faster than humans. Therefore, most differences of opinion are not resolved by fighting, but by displaying and other threat behaviour patterns, without anyone getting injured. Shining its arms can be blocked. But it'll be a one sided slaughter regardless of how well trained and conditioned the human is. You are wrong. As soon as it comes in to bite you, you could easily dig your index and middle finger into one of its eyes, or elbow its mouth, which could knock it out. Debunk - to expose or excoriate (a claim, assertion, sentiment, etc.) Gorilla Punch cannabis strain by Unknown Breeder - Fruit Punch x Gorilla Glue #4 x Girl Scout Cookies: reports, photos, and genetics. It'd fling you off then eat your face, that's what would happen. I have exactly 7 troops left (one of whom is a rookie) and 5 days remaining on the doomsday clock. Here's a cool little excerpt from the Guinness book of records detailing the strength of chimps: Note that these are chimps, not gorillas. If that doesn’t drive you away, it will escalate its threats by propping itself on its feet, and pounding its chest at a very fast tempo. Gradually create distance between you and the gorillas without making any sudden moves. It's false. And I'm not responding because it's a waste of time and effort on my part. If a silverback gorilla charges toward you, what should you do? How does your opinion debunk an argument? It DOES matter if the human knows martial arts, because it WILL help them. I'll leave you with this, if skill is truly greater than strength every time, then surely a human could take out any animal, as humans are the only animal with inherent fighting skill to begin with? Ok, and.anderson silva beats hulk by skill. Main Point: Remaining with God every day is the key to trusting Him in difficult times. You'll probably break your hand trying to punch his skull. There comes a point where strength trumps skill every time. You're not responding because you've been debunked. And even if it gets pissed off, you could blind its other eye. 4 Keep the animal warm. lol that'd break your wrists. Young are born throughout the year and usually at night. It is difficult to tell if a female gorilla is pregnant since her stomach is large to begin with (for food digestion). But they don’t call them “irrational” fears for nothing. as being pretentious, false, or exaggerated. Read how I've been debunking everyone on this thread. @jjiijj: You havent PROVEN anything , your just a troll who is hungy and yes i know im feeding you by even responding, but i want to tell you a true story , my father told me about a time where this trained martial artist , ( certified black belt with over 30 years training ) for a bet of over £10000 that he could beat a silverback , this guy was 6.4 and 300 pounds , and unfortuntly he died while doing this , he went straight at the silverback and at first the gorilla didnt know what was going on and the guy was really punching and wrestling with it , until he got the gorilla in the eye and it went mental it threw the guy off him and pummled him to the ground and then bite his neck and killed him. Go limp if it decides to examine you. @apex_pretador: They're probably the same guy. The chimpanzee study was faulty, and also, you haven't debunked anything I've said so there's no point in me wasting my time with you. They tend to avoid people and do their own thing. 6 ⦠You wouldn't use the same argument against a bear would you? You'd be dead. Hunters hunt down and capture the gorillas to make private exhibitions like zoos. In the refined form, this rare mineral becomes a heat resistant powder which has unique electrical charg⦠Frequency of Birth Why haven't you guys responded yet? 5 Keep the animal quiet. And a gorilla represents one of those times. Those actions may provoke the gorilla to defend its territory and you’ll probably get seriously hurt. A head butt would not just piss it off, it would also hurt it as well. Beating a gorilla without weapons is not impressive. Open hand strikes would not break your wrists, clearly you don't know anything about martial arts. And what experience/knowledge with silverback's has lead you to believe that? Throw OP into a cage with a bloodlusted silverback and I will take bets on how long he lasts. That's not debunking, that's just plain old stubbornness. If its arms get you, you aren't dead. Irrelevant because I've proven beyond any reasonable doubt that a martial artist would stomp a gorilla in a fight. agreed, and more important factor is - durability, fur and speed. Lol nothing to be proud of, I've debunked him, you, and two other people on this thread so far LOL. All gorilla species have been placed on the endangered list by the international union for conservation of nature (IUCN). Gorillas, the largest primates in the world, can stand up to six feet tall and weigh upwards of 400 pounds. Human muscles seem to atrophy with disuse, as anyone will tell you who has had to take a six week hiatus from the gym because of a bunch of gorram injuries. © 2020 GAMESPOT, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. False argument 5: If the gorilla charges at you, you're dead! Lol. Have him come down and face me. Negative side effects can include: slight anxiety and slight dry_mouth. 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